School tomorrow.

New post for the sake of posting Gogol Bordello.

I haven't been paying attention to my last news post for awhile so any course of action other than making a new post is pretty retarded.

Now music

Welcome to Jester's Revamped Not Entirely Historically Accurate American Colonial Survival Text-Based Sim, or JRNEHAACSTBS.

It's 1610 in the settlement of Jamestown, and things are pretty shit. You are William James, the God-fearing son of an English craftsman, and 2 years ago you were exiled to the American colonies as punishment for claiming that the King probably had a small dick. After arriving, you met and immediately married a woman named Elizabeth, who over the next 2 years gave birth to 24 children, for which she was tried as a witch and burned at the stake. You work a stupid job as a grain farmer or something, earning only enough to feed yourself and 1 of your 24 children a day.

One hot summer day, as your children are reading the Bible, (the only book you own), you make your way outside, possibly in search of adventure. Do you...

A) Explore the wilderness surrounding Jamestown
B) Journey to the nearest Indian settlement
C) Do your actual job so you can feed your many children like a nerd
D) Travel to the market in pursuit of goods or women

"And when you penetrate to the most high God
you will believe you are mad,
you will believe you've gone insane,
but I tell you if you follow the secret window
and you die to the ego nature,
you will penetrate this darkness.
Oh yes there's many a man or woman
that's been put in the insane asylum
when this has happened to them,
and they're sitting there today, people think they're insane
but they saw something that's real."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu0kGvKujCg

Newgrounds can't accept that videos' embed code for one reason or another.

Anywho, I like to use zippo lighters and AXE body spray to light small creatures on fire.

The BBS is full of so many people making satirically edgy and shitty posts that the BBS is now actually shitty and edgy, but dammit, I keep coming back.

Summer is here and unless I manage to find a summer job, i'll have pretty much nothing to do for 3 months. Jester is unhappy.

Mewzik

You've almost reached the bottom

I hate stupid fucking feminazis like this dumb bitch who forced her stupid opinions on me by calling me a sexist when I told her to get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich clearly she just has no sense of humor and that's why women keep putting me in the friend zone even though I do everything for them and i'm so much better than the douchebags they date but it doesn't matter anyways because the only woman for me is pinkie pie

also people who do drugs and listen to rap are all stupider than me and i'm a gamer but I don't use facebook because it's for sheep

Burritos are pretty good. I'm all for abolishing the U.S.-Mexico border if all the immigrants are legally bound to opening and running Chipotles all over the country.

Music time.

Cardinals made a nest outside of my kitchen window. Now we have cardinals.

Update: 2 eggs have hatched, third looks like he didn't make it. A tear shed for baby bird #3.

Other update: Babies have their eyes open, have full feathers, and are walking around the nest. This shit is magical.