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Posted by Jester - April 26th, 2013


Cardinals made a nest outside of my kitchen window. Now we have cardinals.

Update: 2 eggs have hatched, third looks like he didn't make it. A tear shed for baby bird #3.

Other update: Babies have their eyes open, have full feathers, and are walking around the nest. This shit is magical.

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Daaaw~

I called her "bird" until I could come up with a better name but now I've gotten attached to calling her that.

SPAM!

is a disgusting meat product

free eggs for breakfast

I've fought birds for their eggs before, but for 3 eggs each 4cm long it's not worth the wounds i'd receive.

What's a "GU HUAH"?

Nice! That beak shines like a beacon.

A combination of that and the fact that the males are a bright red makes having a nest 1 foot off the ground seem really weird to me, but I shan't question the wisdom of Bird and her baby daddy.

Maybe it's supposed to look poisonous. Most red things aren't very edible. :/ But then again, the dodos did go extinct...,

the birds is still a really good movie though
find some armor

You know, it's funny, because last night when I was making a late night snack to shut up my stomach, there was an owl chilling outside the window, sitting on a tree branch and just hooting at me. As I stared back at him, the only thing I could say to him was ".....sup?"
Then the owl hooted back and I giggled like a dummy.

Blue Jays> Cardinals.

I agree but cardinals are plump and it's adorable

in bruges was far better than seven psychopaths

I haven't seen In Bruges but fuck do I love Seven Psychopaths.

#DanTheMan

Daniel the maniel

can't think of a witty comment to put here
halp

once in elementary school I wrote "fuck" on a seat in the back of the bus and nobody was allowed to sit back there for the rest of the year

i wish i went to yer school back then

Then you'd eventually have to witness awkward middle school me and neither of us want that,

btw holy cow, crysis 3 has the dumbest boss fight ever. i unloaded a x-pac mortar into that guys face 3 times and after noticing everyone else was having the same problem, i just said sod this, i don't know what's going anywho and this is just making my pc cry

Crysis really should take a step backwards to being a game about hunting Koreans in the jungle under the psychological stress of aliens hunting you hunting Koreans in the jungle.

*and nothing happened after unloaded said mortar into his face three times. was sitting there clicking away for 10 goddamn minutes

minus that dogfight that made you feel as if you were controlling a drunk flying cow

I've controlled a drunk flying cow and can assure you the Crysis level was worse.

There's a bird that lives above my roof. It recently had some little shitheads hatch (I can hear them now). I can always hear the scratching and flapping the bastard does up there.
I hate them.

I'm lucky enough to have very quiet birds.

Careful, this might turn into an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

I'm just a young girl lookin to make it big in Hollywood

I usually see this mentally retarded Magpie fly into my window and dangle from the roof. I just let it do what it wants, unless it's the morning.

It's probably safer for everyone not to try to get in its way

Dead Space is a purty game

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