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2013-04-26 20:39:01 by Jester
Updated

Cardinals made a nest outside of my kitchen window. Now we have cardinals.

Update: 2 eggs have hatched, third looks like he didn't make it. A tear shed for baby bird #3.

Other update: Babies have their eyes open, have full feathers, and are walking around the nest. This shit is magical.

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KillerSkullKillerSkull

2013-05-13 01:33:06

woof
http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/1172f0b520 a80c6c9de291e29ab57c8b

Jester responds:

That's one little-ass dog.


Klobb17Klobb17

2013-05-07 00:57:19

http://barbarella.deadendthrills.com/imagestor e/deadspace3/2560/sinkingship.jpg

Jester responds:

Dead Space is a purty game


darkjamdarkjam

2013-05-06 18:00:28

I usually see this mentally retarded Magpie fly into my window and dangle from the roof. I just let it do what it wants, unless it's the morning.

Jester responds:

It's probably safer for everyone not to try to get in its way


ohbombuhohbombuh

2013-05-06 17:10:26

Careful, this might turn into an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

Jester responds:

I'm just a young girl lookin to make it big in Hollywood


Klobb17Klobb17

2013-05-05 14:21:57

There's a bird that lives above my roof. It recently had some little shitheads hatch (I can hear them now). I can always hear the scratching and flapping the bastard does up there.
I hate them.

Jester responds:

I'm lucky enough to have very quiet birds.


NatickNatick

2013-05-05 10:36:58

minus that dogfight that made you feel as if you were controlling a drunk flying cow

(Updated ) Jester responds:

I've controlled a drunk flying cow and can assure you the Crysis level was worse.


NatickNatick

2013-05-05 00:15:09

*and nothing happened after unloaded said mortar into his face three times. was sitting there clicking away for 10 goddamn minutes


NatickNatick

2013-05-05 00:14:19

btw holy cow, crysis 3 has the dumbest boss fight ever. i unloaded a x-pac mortar into that guys face 3 times and after noticing everyone else was having the same problem, i just said sod this, i don't know what's going anywho and this is just making my pc cry

Jester responds:

Crysis really should take a step backwards to being a game about hunting Koreans in the jungle under the psychological stress of aliens hunting you hunting Koreans in the jungle.


NatickNatick

2013-05-05 00:12:27

i wish i went to yer school back then

Jester responds:

Then you'd eventually have to witness awkward middle school me and neither of us want that,


NatickNatick

2013-05-04 22:36:58

can't think of a witty comment to put here
halp

Jester responds:

once in elementary school I wrote "fuck" on a seat in the back of the bus and nobody was allowed to sit back there for the rest of the year


KillerSkullKillerSkull

2013-04-29 18:50:36

#DanTheMan

Jester responds:

Daniel the maniel


NatickNatick

2013-04-28 15:46:08

in bruges was far better than seven psychopaths

Jester responds:

I haven't seen In Bruges but fuck do I love Seven Psychopaths.


kisamekisame

2013-04-27 17:50:35

Blue Jays> Cardinals.

Jester responds:

I agree but cardinals are plump and it's adorable


Klobb17Klobb17

2013-04-27 13:51:03

You know, it's funny, because last night when I was making a late night snack to shut up my stomach, there was an owl chilling outside the window, sitting on a tree branch and just hooting at me. As I stared back at him, the only thing I could say to him was ".....sup?"
Then the owl hooted back and I giggled like a dummy.


NatickNatick

2013-04-27 11:51:42

the birds is still a really good movie though
find some armor


CyberdevilCyberdevil

2013-04-27 10:01:09

Maybe it's supposed to look poisonous. Most red things aren't very edible. :/ But then again, the dodos did go extinct...,


CyberdevilCyberdevil

2013-04-27 05:12:00

Nice! That beak shines like a beacon.

Jester responds:

A combination of that and the fact that the males are a bright red makes having a nest 1 foot off the ground seem really weird to me, but I shan't question the wisdom of Bird and her baby daddy.


Klobb17Klobb17

2013-04-27 02:18:11

What's a "GU HUAH"?


NatickNatick

2013-04-27 01:07:10

free eggs for breakfast

Jester responds:

I've fought birds for their eggs before, but for 3 eggs each 4cm long it's not worth the wounds i'd receive.


KillerSkullKillerSkull

2013-04-27 00:35:55

SPAM!

Jester responds:

is a disgusting meat product


Klobb17Klobb17

2013-04-26 23:21:10

Daaaw~

Jester responds:

I called her "bird" until I could come up with a better name but now I've gotten attached to calling her that.