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Posted by Jester - June 9th, 2013


Summer is here and unless I manage to find a summer job, i'll have pretty much nothing to do for 3 months. Jester is unhappy.

Mewzik

You've almost reached the bottom


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Meanwhile Skaren will be fucking bitches getting money

Prostitution is a dangerous line of work

Jack Black is a very cool guy.
Just throwing this out there.

Same situation for me, with the minor difference that I'm not really looking for a job. If I stumble upon one somehow I will take it, if not, it's OK. Sunshine and fun times is the peak of the year! Happy vacation.

meep

what the fuck did you say to me

i mean*... i meant to start a lawn-mowing business after the rainy season if my application to ups doesn't go through, gee starting form the bottom sure does suck, don't it

*go meep urself

The rainy season in Virginia is all year. My friend can hopefully hook me up with a job at the local airsoft field doing whatever airsoft field employees do, because I am a lazy fuck and I really don't wanna hunt for a job.

Comment on my newspost.

Comment on my newspost.

dun

the witcher franchise just went out on a weekend deal on steam so you don't even have to wait for the summer sale at this point. if you're still having computer problems or just don't have the coin, skaren or i will gift it to you, just say the word to whomever

two more warning signs if you haven't heard by now: 1. get ready to read a lot of lore if you want to know wtf is going in the second game because it basically plays out like game of thrones in the sense that it treats you like you already know the political climate of tamriel
2. get ready to make your computer cry no matter what yer specs are. i am not exaggerating in the slightest when i say that this is the best looking game i have played to date technically and artistically. i was only able to get it up to medium-high and the frame-rate would still chug as hard as it could when shit went down

Well goddamn, how 'bout that shit for convenience. Skaren's gone dark on me communication-wise since he went on vacation and I haven't really owned money since mid-2012 so if you'd be so kind as to snag that shit for me then me love you long time.

did you ever play the first

I did not.

gifting you that as well

it's a difficult pill to swallow (the combat sucks but the writing has some interesting ideas and has no binary moral choice system) but it will still pay off when you get to it's much stronger big brother of a sequel

Oh heavens
Muchos gracias, my nigga. When i'm king, you'll receive all the women you can eat.

Natick being polite and affable? What trickery is this?

I refuse to become a part of whatever fuckery you and Natick apparently have with each other

How's about you just find a job - what's the big deal?

I'm working on it, but finding a job that will employ a 16 year old at the beginning of summer isn't entirely unlike the hunger games. My friend and I are gonna shoot for jobs at a pizza place that claims to be "always hiring" and see if there's any truth to that.