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    please dont be mean to me

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    We gon' play some games on yo birfday.

    Most likely. I don't have a damn clue what i'm gonna be doing but i'll probably play me some eckshbawksh.

    Du bist das Schiff ich der Kapitän
    Wohin soll denn die Reise gehen
    Ich seh im Spiegel dein Gesicht
    Du liebst mich denn ich lieb dich nicht

    Ich tu dir weh
    Tut mir nicht leid
    Das tut dir gut
    Hör wie es schreit

    :*

    My German 2 mind only understood about 3 lines of that and it still bummed me out.

    Well, NG doesn't help by not accepting the umlauts. :(

    Also, it was supposed to make you horny...just cause.

    Oh i'm plenty horny already. As usual.

    Wohin gehst du, Wohin?

    Wie bitte?

    If dicks had gills then fishes would get fucked.

    Take that, nemo

    OOOOOOOOOOOOH I GOT IT. GET. GET GOT HOPSCOTCH.

    THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU FOUL DEMON

    WE MUST HAVE ZEE CODE NAMES FOR OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. I shall be Skaren, you shall be Dirty (as DirtyMeatball is too long), or some other name you come up with, und Milo shall be BlackFace.

    I think i'm gonna go with Jester because I like the ring that has to it and it's the nickname I would want to be called by if nicknames in real life still, like, existed. I'm not a huge fan of DirtyMeatball because I came up with it on the spot but it's grown on me too much to change.

    Jester it is. I shall be Skaren, as we already have the YouTube thingy made. Milo isn't playing with us anymore because fag, and DLX won't be playing but he might talk with us during the games.

    Well that's just like Milo to turn down an invitation to hang out with the cool kids.

    He can't handle us and our brushed suede pants and our golden blazers.

    I'm favoriting all my favorite dumb shit on our youtube account and nothing will stop me.

    Also somebody gave Cole Phelps a personality test that says he's a psychopath. Which explains why he's such an asshole when you're interrogating people.
    "I went out to get some pizza for my kids because my husband was working late."
    "You know, Mrs. Fisher, I THINK that you ate your children and planted the evidence in your husbands car on the opposite side of the city!"
    "Where's your evidence?"
    *Cole sits in silence staring blankly at his notebook as the player reviews evidence*
    "Sometimes you just gotta shake the tree and see what falls out."

    Sehr Gut. Ich habe neunundneunzig probleme, aber mein Deutsch ist nicht eins!

    Ich liebe Deutsch <3

    Ja, wirklich, Deutsch ist sehr toll. Ich habe zwei Jahr auf Deutsch gehabt, und es ist mein Lieblingsklasse.

    I love Pride's Jay-Z reference below. Sehr gut!

    Also, I swear Mr. DirtyMeatball sir, I only heard the couple fighting, I didn't intervene.
    [X]- Truth
    [A]- Doubt
    [B]- Lie

    [A]-I think you're lying. You're a police academy reject, Mr. Sedowski, do you really expect me to believe that you wanted to uphold the law but just let the man hit his wife? I don't think so.

    You have the best userpic on the forums btw. Makes me read it in Phelps' voice so you always sound intelligent.

    All according to plan.

    lok season finale, what did you think

    Loved it. I didn't quite love most of the Bolin, Asami, and Iroh subplot because it was Asami heavy and I don't give a shit about her but everything else was great, especially all the scenes about Amon and Tarlock. They wrapped everything up and could end the show right now if they wanted to, so i'm curious what they'll do in terms of conflict for next season.

    Aber Deutsch Klasse ist sehr langweilig.Ich ziehe die anderen Klassen vor.
    See I speak German too,but I haven't spoken or wrote anything in German for about a month and I can write more.
    And if my grandmother had nuts,she would be my grandpa.