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Jester
please dont be mean to me

Age 26, Male

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Virginia

Joined on 8/29/10

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ngngngngiga sin nevey day i just feling it ok

Only fire can cleanse my sins

Adding you on Steam under Monthly Volatile

Roger that, Whiskey Delta.

Romeo 2-1 this is Charlie 2-5, we're oscar-mike to your position for extraction. How copy?

Goddammit Charlie 2-5, why is my call sign derived from the name of a character from 15th century literature who cries a lot and then kills himself? Why can't I be...spine crusher...spine crusher the uh, face stealer.

Romeo 2-1, Spine crusher the face stealer is not a letter of the phonetic alphabet. We've been over this. When we get back to base, I'll put in word to have your unit changed to Juliet. How copy?

Charlie 2-5 out.

Charlie 2-5, I wanna be Ghost Rider. And i'm gonna do that thing from Top Gun where the guy flies over the other jet upside down and takes a picture of the pilot. It's gonna be totally badass. How copy?

Ghost Rider out.

holy shit your name is jester?

No it's not.

Jester the Molester.

YenMuffin is worth nothin'.

His name is Mr. Tiddles.

And he was a notorious Scottish pedophile.

I'm gonna PM you some porn one day.

You say that as if it would be a bad thing.

You're a notorious Scottish pedophile?! D:

Well "notorious" might be an exaggeration.

JESZHE WE HAF TO COOK JESSHE.

JESSE WE CAN'T COOK METH ANYMORE
*eye dart*
let's cook meth

I don't understand the point of making something that hurts your people. If they would make crack they could sell it to blacks...then it would be a comedy.

White people tripping shit on meth can be pretty fun to watch.

You are an abnormal creature which belongs to the deepest and hottest pots of pitch in hell

But i'm also a rebel and as such will avoid hell.

Juliet 2-5 this is Charlie 2-1...I've been hit, it doesn't look good. Tell my wife......I love her.

*dies*

Charlie 2-1, this is Ghost Rider. No.
Ghost Rider out.

Wohin gehst du? Wohin?

Ich bin zu Hell gehen.

My mom always told me that bruises were how you showed your love.

Than my theory was correct; bananas are the epitome of love.

I can't let you humiliate me and bully me.I won't let this happen.Take my money and go.

What if I take your money and then I humiliate and bully you?

Hmm...I noticed Killerskull doesn't get porn by calling you a faggot.

I wonder...

You're a faggot.

I'm just gonna kill myself now.

<a href="http://magichugs.com/">http://magichugs.com/</a>

Sup bro.

Hugs symbolize communism.

My dick symbolizes communism.

And your ass represents the Russian people, so complete the metaphorical reenactment of the history of communism in Russia by fucking yourself ~<3

</3

Don't be like that babeh i baked you a cake

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