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Sheizenhammer 2012-09-13 17:34:08

You called?

Jester 2012-09-13 17:34:08

Wrong number, go back to your corner.

Sheizenhammer 2012-09-13 18:12:37

I am in a circular room. :(

Jester 2012-09-13 18:12:37

Then sit in the middle and face the floor.

Rusty 2012-09-13 19:21:28

Wow, Skaren. Too soon, man. Too fucking soon.

Jester 2012-09-13 19:21:28

I'm still mourning D:

KillerSkull 2012-09-13 20:48:41

Poor watch. What was it's name?

Jester 2012-09-13 20:48:41

Watchie.

R.I.P

YenMuffin 2012-09-13 20:54:28

YOLO

Jester 2012-09-13 20:54:28

Well I mean I could buy a new battery but I don't know for the life of me where to buy one.

Knights 2012-09-14 00:33:02

Why do people still use watches when they have clocks on their phones now? Also, time is an illusion created by man to help understand events that happen before him.

Jester 2012-09-14 00:33:02

Watches are more convenient and you can't take your phone out in school. Also, mmkay.

SerPounce 2012-09-14 12:57:27

Time is irrelevant when you have a TARDIS like me.

Jester 2012-09-14 12:57:27

With an emphasis on the "tard"

ohohoho

KillerSkull 2012-09-14 14:52:16

BURN! V

YenMuffin 2012-09-14 21:33:30

You guys seem pretty crazy.
Maybe you should meet up and start your own sitcom but have it be, you know, good.

Jester 2012-09-14 21:33:30

We'd offend all our viewers at one point or another until there were none left.

Rusty 2012-09-14 22:06:41

Homophobia is for faggots.

Jester 2012-09-14 22:06:41

Racism is for niggers

YenMuffin 2012-09-14 22:13:42

I would always watch it.

Jester 2012-09-14 22:13:42

We'd make fun of people who always watch it.

YenMuffin 2012-09-14 22:22:22

Sticks and stones may break my bones but your mom will always swallow.

Jester 2012-09-14 22:22:22

Except the time she choked on her steak and died. No not really

SerPounce 2012-09-15 09:19:28

Jester and I are going to move in together and buy a bunch of big dildos from <a href="http://bad-dragon.com/">http://bad-dragon.com/</a> and have gay buttsex every day so we may as well put up a few cameras and make a sitcom of it.

Jester 2012-09-15 09:19:28

all day errday

SubparTony 2012-09-15 15:20:15

Please tell me you got a larger pic for a PC background
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/0ed292e2ffd72e10992ba51e19d2f630">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/0ed292e2ff d72e10992ba51e19d2f630</a>

Jester 2012-09-15 15:20:15 (Updated 2012-09-15 16:16:49)

#Compromise http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/it em/935d8ba23870a048efdde04abee179 a7

ohbombuh 2012-09-15 22:20:01

Sexism is for cuntnuggets.

Jester 2012-09-15 22:20:01

and women

YenMuffin 2012-09-16 03:09:06

Skaren is a cat. Does that mean he likes his burgers STEAMed?

Damn that joke was bad, please end my life.

Jester 2012-09-16 03:09:06 (Updated 2012-09-16 09:46:03)

No. You get to live with the shame.

KillerSkull 2012-09-19 21:19:09

That's cruel Jester....so cold. I feel bad for YenMuffin.

Jester 2012-09-19 21:19:09

And you get to live knowing he has to live with the shame.

YenMuffin 2012-09-21 00:58:54

And you get to live with the feeling of THIS DICK!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooh

Jester 2012-09-21 00:58:54 (Updated 2012-09-21 15:03:25)

Said I, to your mother.

SubparTony 2012-09-21 13:29:10

Hey Jes,tell YenMuffin he likes cocks or that he is a fag.That's the best comebacks.I use them all the time.

Jester 2012-09-21 13:29:10

I was super duper creative.

YenMuffin 2012-09-22 00:55:24

Said my mother, to you.
Fuck Tonypar16, I'm un-RSVPing to your party.

Jester 2012-09-22 00:55:24

I'm just gonna RSVP in your place and then have sex with everyone.

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