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It's settled. Jester is my personal flight attendant.
"Sit the fuck down and keep your hands and feet in the vehicle or whatever. Soon some scantily clad women will be out to give you drinks and shit while you watch this Eddie Murphy movie on replay for all of the 13 hour flight."
Nooooo! Not Eddie Murphy! Do you know how much I fly year round?! I can't watch that movie every fucking time! D:
Too damn bad son, every airline put together only owns 3 movies and they're all comedies starring black people.
*Ahem*
United Domestic:
Eastbound - "The amazing spiderman"
Starring Eddie Murphy as Peter Parker.
I recall just asking for a piece of candy and nothing happened
YOU GET NOTHING
Will smith as peter parker and morgan freeman as Peter's uncle. Dafoe as red goblin
100 oscar nominations
Silly tony, no niqqa can be Spiderman.
O WAIT
PETER BE DEAD, YO
Give kitty his candy.
I refuse.
#hashtag
@at
hashtagswag yo
Dude, I just let out a HUGE fart.
I'll alert the newspaper.
You tell him that instead of me, KillerSkull?
You bitch.
Don't be jealous of our sexy relationship.
Jealous!? Oh I am fucking FURIOUS about this!!!
Well quit stuffing your angry face with rage cookies full of inclement icing and furious filling.
I'm sorry Klobb, I should have posted aout my fart on your page first! After all, we're bros like that! Don't worry, I'll make a bigger fart on your page!
You whore
HEY! I stuff my face with ice cream, not cookies, thank you very much!
The flavor is RABID FURY with some berserk sprinkles on top. Rather tasty, honestly.
sie tragt den Abend in der Brust
und weiss dass sie verleben muss
sie legt den Kopf in seinen Schoss
und bittet einen letzten Kuss
und dann hat er sie geküsst
wo das Meer zu Ende ist
ihre Lippen schwach und blass
und seine Augen werden nass
Der letzte Kuss ist so lang her
der letzte Kuss
er erinnert sich nicht mehr
:( :( :( :( :(
Fuck me I only understood like 4 lines. GERMAN 3 YOU HATH FAILED ME.
Wait, does NG accept special characters now?
ü ä
(kiba in katakana)
umlauts errday
How to pickup chicks.
1. get yo chick.
2 lift dat bitch.
fo sho
People think we're fools sitting on the corner.
Older you get, more like your father.
More I drink, more like my brother.
Seemed to have picked up on a callus trait.
People who think their life is a drama
Making in jokes about Americana
Amusing myself is worth it for the karma
Obama sounds like Osama to me.
Negro I do not pay attention to lyrics you like
yo if you want to talk about anything message me and i can listen to you and give you reinforcing thoughts maybe
i only talk to dogs sorry
SerPounce
THEN I WOULD SWIM WITHOUT THEM ON