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Jester
please dont be mean to me

Age 27, Male

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Virginia

Joined on 8/29/10

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I wish I one day encounter you on Omegle. I promise to listen to your ramblings.

That's all I've ever wanted.

What if we ran into each other on Omegle while we were talking through Steam.

I'd call you gay in both at once.

I can ride your mom with no handle bars!

I can ride a plane with no handle bars.

You know what's wrong with you?You don't worship me enough.

sorry, allah

I imagine this is how our conversations with go:

Me: "Hey, you know how Lions can fuck Tigers and make a hybrid baby?"

You: "Yeah."

Me: "And Donkeys can fuck Horses and make hybrids, Dogs can fuck Wolves and make hybrids, etc. etc."

You: "Yeah."

Me: "Can human's fuck chimps and make hybrid babies?"

You: "We need to try this out. For science."

I fucked a chimp once but when I called her "chimp" she got mad and said the proper term was African American and then she never called me again.

Chimps are so easily offended.

The truth is often offensive.

My black heritage.

i'm black

I've cut off the limbs of small children and tortured them in my basement. But's it okay, because I did it for science.

"Conclusion: Children are unable to live when dead. Fascinating."

"Without their heads, they're powerless!"--Scary Movie 3

"But it was too late to go back." -Dwight D. Eisenhower

I like your Walking Dead picture.

Thankya kindly

Fuck you are gay.

We're the same person, nigga

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Bitch SOPA hasn't been a thing for like 8 months

Let my cousin go. He did nothing wrong to deserve being a subject for your sick experiments

The fact that he did nothing wrong is exactly why he's the subject of my sick experiments.

All I have to do is kill Skaren and then you will be all mine.

I've got like 3 other non-newgrounds hoes you'll have to go through as well.

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED.

WHAT

SOPA will return one day when we least expect it.

just like jesus

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Insert Jaws theme here.

Jester we should have a mulatto baby.

Random shit here.

We should hang out more.

Yenmuffin's mom should hang out more.

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