Bad news, my posting caught up with me and all the typing gave me advanced carpal tunnel syndrome. I don't have long for this world.
Tell Wesley Snipes that I forgive him.
please dont be mean to me
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It feels better when you do it.
I have soft hands.
You don't forgive wesley snipes. Wesley snipes forgives YOU!
or is it Morgan Freeman?
Morgan Freeman is all forgiving, according to the bible.
You could always chop off your hands and get robot ones; that'd be cool.
Okay i chopped one off but now I don't know how to chop off the other with one hand and i'm losing a lot of blood and should think more carefully before i act in the future
Sorry, I meant get a surgeon to do this for you. I'll be sure to notify your next of kin after your passing.
It's okay, I had a brilliant idea. See, if i let the blood drain into my mouth, it will still be in my body and i'm good to go.
And I'm feeeeeeeling gooooooood.
bum dada bum dada bum dada
I feel so good.
I wanted to just put a little "<3" but apparently Newgrounds thinks that's too short to post because there's no love here.
Say 'hi' to Satan for me!
No need to, Satan watches you closely as it is, just waiting.
Ask my uncle where he hid the tapes he made in his basement.
I briefly died before being defibrillated but while I was on the other side I asked him. He said he was buried with them. Looks like you're going grave robbing.
I'm downloading season 2 of Game of Thrones, are you happy now? ARE YOU?
I'm not happy until you get to Blackwater because it is by far the best episode of the entire show.
Du
du hast
du hast mich
du hast mich gefragt
du hast mich gefragt, und ich hab nichts gesagt
Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
treu ihr sein für alle Tage
Nein
Willst du bis zum Tod, der scheide
sie lieben auch in schlechten Tagen
Nein
Also, I'm behind on "Game of Thrones" am I going to get yelled at?
Not if you catch up, you motherfucker
Well that was a bit much... :(
you don't even know what a bit much is yet.
bite the pillow. >:(
I've tried to eat my pillow before if that counts. :(
Haven't we all?
Tell Wesley Snipes that he's a n****r.
No, he's big and scary.
If I met you in real life I'd expect to run into Cole Phelps.
I look much more like a younger Jim from the Office.
I'mma dick both of them for you mang, I'mma dick both of them for you.
You dick them in my memory.
Why would you eat puppies? Are you chinese?
No but I like to kill things other people like because i'm a creature of hatred.
Can I be Tommy Lee Jones?
Even Tommy Lee Jones doesn't want to be Tommy Lee Jones.
Since there is already a Tommy Lee,can I be Christian Bale or Morgan Freeman.
You can be Adam Sandler.
Oh my not him
There's no turning back now.
Can I have your TV?
No, i'm gonna be mummified and buried in a pyramid with all my stuff.
SerPounce
Sure, typing gave you carpal tunnel.
Jester
Do not deprive me of my final wish.
I'm dying, Skaren.
It hurts.