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Scheisse

Posted by Jester - September 13th, 2012


R.I.P Jester's watch

Scheisse


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You called?

Wrong number, go back to your corner.

I am in a circular room. :(

Then sit in the middle and face the floor.

Wow, Skaren. Too soon, man. Too fucking soon.

I'm still mourning D:

Poor watch. What was it's name?

Watchie.

R.I.P

YOLO

Well I mean I could buy a new battery but I don't know for the life of me where to buy one.

Why do people still use watches when they have clocks on their phones now? Also, time is an illusion created by man to help understand events that happen before him.

Watches are more convenient and you can't take your phone out in school. Also, mmkay.

Time is irrelevant when you have a TARDIS like me.

With an emphasis on the "tard"

ohohoho

BURN! V

You guys seem pretty crazy.
Maybe you should meet up and start your own sitcom but have it be, you know, good.

We'd offend all our viewers at one point or another until there were none left.

Homophobia is for faggots.

Racism is for niggers

I would always watch it.

We'd make fun of people who always watch it.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but your mom will always swallow.

Except the time she choked on her steak and died. No not really

Jester and I are going to move in together and buy a bunch of big dildos from <a href="http://bad-dragon.com/">http://bad-dragon.com/</a> and have gay buttsex every day so we may as well put up a few cameras and make a sitcom of it.

all day errday

Please tell me you got a larger pic for a PC background
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/0ed292e2ffd72e10992ba51e19d2f630">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/0ed292e2ff d72e10992ba51e19d2f630</a>

#Compromise http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/it em/935d8ba23870a048efdde04abee179 a7

Sexism is for cuntnuggets.

and women

Skaren is a cat. Does that mean he likes his burgers STEAMed?

Damn that joke was bad, please end my life.

No. You get to live with the shame.

That's cruel Jester....so cold. I feel bad for YenMuffin.

And you get to live knowing he has to live with the shame.

And you get to live with the feeling of THIS DICK!
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooh

Said I, to your mother.

Hey Jes,tell YenMuffin he likes cocks or that he is a fag.That's the best comebacks.I use them all the time.

I was super duper creative.

Said my mother, to you.
Fuck Tonypar16, I'm un-RSVPing to your party.

I'm just gonna RSVP in your place and then have sex with everyone.

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