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i ride a horse named death

Posted by Jester - December 7th, 2012


I'm making a new blog post because HomicidalFrog told me to and if I don't do what daddy says he'll hit me.

i ride a horse named death


Comments

can we be fuck buddies

get the condoms

That illiterate bastard can suck my dick.Delete this blog post.

The last one had over 100 comments and was beginning to rot like a corpse.

No German.

I can't think of more coherent German things to say that fit in the damn title thing. German is full of long, complex, sexy words like taschenrechner. It probably takes German people a long time to write things.

:d.

quit licking your eye

HomoFrog is a faggot and could be replaced by literally any other ponytard britfag on this site.

He's one of the, like, 3 tolerable bronies in existence.

Did you know:Dick in German means "fat".
You probably knew that,just wanted say it.

I didn't know that but I always thought it was funny that "gross" means "big" in English. On a related note, I need a keyboard that has German characters because I need some umlauts and S sets up in this bitch.

Having a keyboard with German characters would be more trouble than getting a programmable keyboard.

Yeah well fuck you too

Bist du gestört,dass ich umlaut schreiben kann? du dich darüber?
Also I knew about meaning big but I hadn't thought about the connection with the english "gross".

I know just enough German to assume you're asking if i'm jealous you can do umlauts. Like, i'm just now learning "dass." German 1 was basic and German 2 was composed of talking about food and movies and such things which I would think should come after learning all the conjunctions and whatnot.

I demand you delete this news post. Do what I say.

Neveerrrrrr

Someone who cannot hit a nail on the head should not be asked to do it at all.

lolNietzsche

Someone should get you and Skaren mics for christmas.

Dear Santa

I already have a mic but I don't want to use it in a chat filled with unfunny faggots so I just left your shitty Steam Chat, Volatile.

Ouch.

Then someone should get Jester a mic and shoot Skaren in the face.

Only one of those things is likely to ever happen.

It's not my fault you have faggy friends.

Stop it, kids.

Whoa what happened here. Those two are fighting for whom your heart belongs to. But it is actually your choice to choose Skaren.

I'm a free spirit

"HomoFrog is a faggot and could be replaced by literally any other ponytard britfag on this site." - Skaren.

.../wrist

response

"And his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."---Johnny Cash on the aesthetic significance of scripture

Johnny Cash is my favorite football player.

aw lawd

lawdie jayzus

run away with me and scary

i don't have legs

Monthlyvolatileisafuckingfaggot.jpg

Luv u volatile

r u gay

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