please dont be mean to me
Age 27, Male
wizard
Virginia
Joined on 8/29/10
Posted by Jester - April 1st, 2013
The previous blog post has pretty much been nullified at this point even though i'm not nearly as active as I used to be, but either way, at this point it's just making me a hypocrite.
Lessons learned from trying to leave: There's no escape.
Also, music
No one leaves.
Every exit is an entrance.
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At least you didn't make a thread announcing that you will leave for ever...
I don't know what gives people the illusion that anyone cares.
he said that on april fools so i would get my hopes up
I haven't seen him post yet so I unno
I hope you never leave because I love you.
now let's get those pants off
your tastes remind me, i enjoyed dead space 1 for what it was but then it got pretty old after a while, like system shock 2 but with more backtracking and jump scares. plus the controls on pc are terrible and i didn't fov was at the time i was playing so i nearly tossed my cookies during the zero-gravity sequences
debating if i should actually buy dead space 2 when i get through all the games, albums and studying i have now or just pirate it and give the finger to EA once again like i did with crysis
Dead Space 2 is the best of the 3 and it wouldn't be a bad idea to buy it on Steam, but if you pirate it you're only missing out on the multiplayer and that's not much. I still think it gets old at a certain point, but the fact that Isaac now has a personality and is insane adds a whole new dimension to the game.
Dead Space 3 is only sold through Origin, so by all means pirate the fuck out of it, EA is the closest any videogame company comes to being evil.
i'm never putting origin on my computer, even if that means missing out of bf3's multiplayer though
It's kind of hilarious because they've only got, like, 6 games so they advertise the fuck out of all of them like they're all new.
So when is Tom gonna make you a mod?
I'm expecting a phone call any day now.
You can't escape Newgrounds man!
Evidently not
That gif at the bottom is creepy as fuck for some reason.
Izek klerk
Klobb17
Needs moar Isaac gifs.
Jester
Shit son if I could add more than one I would.