New post for the sake of posting Gogol Bordello.
please dont be mean to me
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Shoes are probably sad when you outgrow them
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Shoes kill.
Most things kill when used properly
I knew objects like woman could be emotionally deprived but I never thought shoes could. I have a lack of morals.
It's very ignorant of you to not consider shoes' feelings.
One time I choked on a shoe, it was made in by Rudy Gay. Am I bisexual now?
Don't be foolish, child; you were bisexual all along.
I get emotionally bonded with my shoes,probably because I use them so much. I am the one getting sad, they are probably like "Finally we are away from mr. sticky-feet"
I treat my shoes like illegal east-european immigrants working as strippers to pay their bills
it's funny cause i was just thinking of mighty jill off
i had dream that we met irl last night
and that sounded creepy, i should start over
I think it's weirder when people don't dream about me.
Jester don't be stupid, I'm confused.
Shh baby I know what you like
I destroy the fuck out of my shoes. They're probably glad when I outgrow them.
I've had some converse for like a month now and they've already gotten fucked up enough that the "ALL STAR" label on the back heel of one now says "OIL SIAR."
Am I racist for preferring black shoes over white shoes? I have a pair of whities that I never use because I look like a complete wigger with them on.
Sure, I may act like one a lot, but I would never attempt to look like one.
Black shoes white laces master race. White sneakers are exclusively for black people and people who like to draw on their shoes.
Also
"I treat my shoes like illegal east-european immigrants working as strippers to pay their bills"
Why you gotta make me laugh so damn much, lmao
i need to catch up the new burking beds season don't i
i just want to request that you resist from posting spoilers
Oh I won't; i'm usually an episode behind on them myself.
Innudation
Nah, Shoe Gods tell me it's alright.
Jester
Well that's a load off my mind