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back 2 skool

Posted by Jester - September 2nd, 2014


I'm always a bit excited for school to start again until I get there and remember i'm surrounded on all sides by slackjawed knuckle-dragging gorilla mothefuckers and gross lanky autist mothefuckers. My first day began with a ponytail-having jean shorts-wearing mothefucker from the latter group announcing to the class "my peepee tingles when I hold the handles," before laughing maniacally, which I don't know what the fuck that means, but it served as a good signal that the show had officially begun. 

Only 10 months to go. 

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now songs

 

 

fuck aligning these shits


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kindergarten is amazing!

kindergarten was dope as fuck and then education steadily got less fun each year

Alternatively you could always burn down your school.

I'm not ugly enough to commit mass murder

I don't man, there have been some lookers who have went and killed a bunch of people.

It's a shame that school is so boring and how most students remain unengaged with their learning. Learning is inherently fun, but it seems that we've found an effective way to remove this aspect. As a part-time teacher currently working on their master's degree in education, I'd like to let you know that are a lot of people out there who understand just how shitty our school systems are, and many of us are trying our best to change that. Not all teachers are fans of 'the system.'

Also, I just noticed you live in VA, which means we're in the same state. I'm a teacher, and you're a student; both of us are being worn down by our state's education, but we shouldn't give up on the idea that knowledge enhances lives. The one thing I wish I had done while in high school was take charge of my own learning -- figure out ways to challenge your teachers to make their classrooms interesting. Don't be an asshole about it, and hopefully they'll respond.

Understandably, you might think that all teachers are lame assholes who've got nothing to offer you, but I promise you that some of us aren't too bad. Just look at me, for example: right now I'm constructing a lesson plan using lyrics from a Blackbird Raum song, and you're the reason. I was inspired by the song you posted the other day -- Valkyrie Horsewhip Reel, I believe? -- and am now contemplating ways to use a track from the same album as a means to teach imagery to a room full of high schoolers who probably think I'm the lamest person alive for wanting to teach English, because they only see me when I'm standing in front of the classroom. They don't know that I grew up reading Karl Marx and smoking pot because the state would fire me if they did.

Fuck the state, is what I'm saying.

Glad I've helped give you an idea. There are a couple of teachers who I respect and get along with because they're funny people who either teach me interesting things or find and interesting way to teach boring things. I've always recognized that teachers are normal people generally trying their best to teach me all the things they're legally obligated to present me in a system they frequently loathe. The unfortunate reality is that sometimes people are fuckin' weak, so of course, occasionally I also have teachers who are fuckin' weak and teach accordingly. My financial management teacher seems like a nice enough woman, but somehow even after teaching for ~30 years, she's a mess and desperately wants the lot of us to like her. It's tragic, but the result is that nobody respects her at all, because she's too afraid to make any point of asserting her status as a superior.

I also tend to abhor the whole category of 50-some year old muumuu-wearing 'professional' teachers who have pumped out too many children of their own to have any sort of patience for the ones they're paid to teach, and consequently end up yelling at me when I need to borrow a pencil. That's less of a lack of respect from the get-go and more classic, deliberate hatred because I think they're assholes. I've more or less taken charge of my educational bullshit; I spend half of every day in a digital design class that I really enjoy. I've worked my ass off for classes like Physics and AP Human Geo in the past because they were important to me, and my junior year English class got a notable amount of my attention just because my teacher was a kind woman who told me she enjoyed my voice as a writer, but this year i'm not interested in any of my core classes and have concluded that my english teacher is mean. On those grounds, i'll be spending the year trying to amuse myself every day until it's time for digital design because goddammit I don't care.

This is disjointed as fuck because i'm not entirely awake and am generally only in a semi-functional state as it is, but the point is that I do see my teachers as people and that that can work for or against them. I think you'll be a good one. The key seems to be saying important things confidently while maintaining enough humanity to make jokes.