Good news.

Today you're all going to get a good old fashioned dicking.

Every single one of you.

I'm embarking on a journey to slap every girl who goes on Facebook and spams my news feed with those pictures of sick babies and shit that say "1,000 shares and she gets her surgery," and go around posting "KONY2012" and "STOP SOPA" for a week to make themselves feel like they care about other people.

Wish me luck

Today my family had a heated debate about calculators.

On an unrelated note, fuck philosophers.

Instead of finishing the 2 projects I have due tomorrow, i'm compulsively checking the same websites over and over again, unable to detach myself from the internet.

Fuck you, series of people who invented the internet.

Noses are cool, everyone should have one.

I can't wait until 200 years from now when dubstep is classical music.

My last status was getting old an beginning to smell like the corpse in my trunk, so i'm making a new one. I don't really know what to say, so here's a video I like.

I've concluded that the anime Hetalia is propaganda produced by the Japanese to sway weaboos into supporting the future rise of the axis powers so they have a force within the allied countries to use for reconnaissance missions.

I once ate several bags of cough drops over the course of a week and didn't cough for years.

If I were a woman, i'd have sex with every one of you.