R.I.P Jester's watch

I want this school year to be over because next year i'm spending half of every day in a fancy new building at a college across the street from my school in graphic design class, but I can't completely zone out this year either because I have to learn to drive'n shit.

If only P.E. weren't mandatory sophomore year and they taught driver's ed freshman year instead, I could be taking the fuck out of graphic design right now. I think P.E. should only be mandatory if you're overweight, because that makes a hell of a lot more sense than making everybody miss 2 year's worth of useful electives in favor of playing kickball like 8 year-olds.

"Sorry Billy, instead of learning forensic science, you get to have us tell you how to pass a volleyball as if it's new information despite the fact that you've been having this same lesson every year since 3rd grade."

/highschoolerrant

The key to the xenophobe hatchery can be found in the elephant farm

I made a video of myself doing a crappy mirror referenced 50 minute self portrait so I could see if it would look cool sped up and with music. I think it does.

Now I just have to do that with something good.

Dear AMC,

Every day there isn't a new episode of Breaking Bad, I spiral into a self destructive depression and project my personal lack of life fulfillment onto my imaginary children by yelling at them. Please, think of my imaginary children, and make more Breaking Bad.

Sincerely, Dirtymeatball

P.S: If season 3 of The Walking Dead is already finished and you're just waiting so you can start showing it near Halloween for the sake of novelty, then fuck you guys. If it actually takes exactly a year to make each season, then keep doing what you're doing.

Bad news, my posting caught up with me and all the typing gave me advanced carpal tunnel syndrome. I don't have long for this world.

Tell Wesley Snipes that I forgive him.

Skaren and I made a video. It's pretty gay. You should check it out.

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I'm gonna get bottles full of water from the fountain of youth and distribute them to elementary schools so some kids will drink it and be fucked over cause they'll hit puberty way later than everyone else in their grade. But maybe with the extra length of their lives, at least one will become more mature than the others. Then when one day he's put in a life or death situation with multiple lives at risk, he'll sacrifice himself to save the others as in his older wisdom he'll know what is truly to be valued in life.

That child was me.

If dicks had wings we'd all get fucked.

I've run out of things to do and people to tell that i'm bored. If somebody would be so kind as to be murdered in a mysterious way to give me something to ponder, i'd greatly appreciate it.

Mrs. Bapka unrelated