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Jester
please dont be mean to me

Age 26, Male

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Joined on 8/29/10

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<uploads picture of my dick>

Go sit in your corner, billy.

Want a vagina instead?

\({*})/

It's, like, gaping or something, I guess.

I imagine that's how Octomom's vagina looks.

Talk about lazy Jester.

I can only come up with so many homoerotic replies for what's essentially the same comment D:

Then copy the same replies.

<inserts picture of big penis>

right click->save

Those immature kids kept making cock jokes.

The gosh darn rascals.

I heard you like Baking Bread.

There wasn't a single part of that I didn't like.

Todays episode of "ask Jester" I will ask Jester to help me with my calculus homework.

37) determine if u and v are orthogonal, parallel or neither:

u = <39, -12, 21>
v = <-26, 8, -14>

Shit bitch i'm 15 and only in geometry, I don't even know what orthogonal means.

"I will kill you to death, you sexy motherfucker." -Walt White

"I will sex you to motherfucker, you deathly kill." -White Walt

White Walt is a crazy bastard.

I think I once met you in omegle.

Probably, I occasionally go to Omegle to completely ramble all of my nonsensical thoughts at poor unsuspecting people.

Would you be mad if I called the doctor overrated?

Nah not really, i'm not a diehard fan of it, but it is a really well written show. Took me a couple episodes to get into it, though.

Okay cool. But I was kidding by the way. I've never seen the show and thus, can't pass judgement of it. But I do have my doubts....

As did I until I watched it.

The irony is, I'm 20 this month and you're probably about 30x more mature than I am. Yes, you. Even you.

Also, my name ain't Billy :l

Everybody is named Billy when i'm rambling.

I'm black below the waist, like some kind of Sexual Frankenstein.

I'm whiter than an albino great white wale with a large penis.

"Shit bitch i'm 15 and only in geometry, I don't even know what orthogonal means."

That had me laughing for a good 20 seconds. I don't even know why, but it was funny.

Glad to have made you laugh on accident apparently

<inserts a picture of my penis which is bigger than Klobb's penis>

If I smack you with said penis, will candy come out of you?

SOMETHING will come out of me for sure, I can't guarantee it'll be candy.

KillerSkull, that's a dolphin penis. You expect us to believe that belongs to you?

I believe it.

<uploads pic of Jester's penis and insists it's his dick>

I'd still fap to it.

<uploads picture of a dead guy's penis>

I have that same picture in my fap folder already.

yeah Klobb, Jester believes it!

BELIEVE IT

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