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Jester
please dont be mean to me

Age 26, Male

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Virginia

Joined on 8/29/10

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Have you ever attempted to make a time travel machine?

I didn't attempt to, I succeeded, but it broke when I was in the year 2008. I'm from 2053.

Here I'll comment on your gay little news post so you stop annoying me.

You're a fool to think this'll stop me.

Nothing can stop the Jester. Only the jester and stop the jester.

jester jester jester

ONLY I CAN STOP ME AND I'M NOT GONNA STOP ME

Dammit KillerSkull, he made this newspost just so he could get AWAY from all of the massive dickings. Now look at what you have done!

(Proud of you)

The oracle of Delphi told me that dicks will follow me wherever I go.

Oracle of Delphi was actually getting high.

I sold her the weed. Ripped the bitch off good.

I keep thinking you look like the Engineer from TF2 irl

I look more like Jim from The Office.

That peeta picture you have makes me lol dont even comprehend niqquh

peeta am best profile picture

Why won't you stop yourself?

Why won't you stop yourself?

wrong, jester really looks like cole phelps.

I make the same faces as Cole and my mouth is similar but errything else be different, yo.

Seriously though, stop liking men.

Men should stop liking me.

I lost my dick, is it in your ass again?

Nah, try your blow up doll.

I lost my mouth, is it in your vagina again?

Nah, check on Skaren's cock.

Jester! I found your dick!

Did you find it in Skaren's ass?

Hey Jester I lost my pencil...

Well damn, Tony, I can't magically tell you where your pencil is.

I can't carry all this swag. Will you hold some of it for me?

Sorry bro, i'm already holding all the swag I can carry.

Penis Penis Penis

u ghey

Translate:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BriSLKjfXA8&list=PL4020D78A20FF349A&feature=player_detailpage#t=744s">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BriSLKjfXA8&amp ;list=PL4020D78A20FF349A&feature=player_de tailpage#t=744s</a>

That is your final test...I will be grading you myself.

He went over basic airplane shit like "Welcome to San Francisco" and "Stay in your seat, asshole," then he said a bunch of shit I didn't understand and the guy filming coughed and the pilot said enjoy your weekend or some such bullshit before saying goodbye and signing off.

You cheated, you listened to him repeat himself in english. Shame! Shame! Shaaaaaaame!

F-

I stopped listening at "Wiedersehen" but if I knew he repeated himself i'd have cheated like a motherfucker.

As an after thought, I would pay to have a flight attendant who says "Stay in your seat asshole." after we land. :3

That's how i'd run a plane. Or pretty much anything, actually.

IF I COULD SWIM WITHOUT MY ARMBANDS ON

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