please dont be mean to me
Age 27, Male
wizard
Virginia
Joined on 8/29/10
Posted by Jester - October 6th, 2012
There were too many penises in the comments of my last status for me to reply to all of them so i'm abandoning ship and making this new one.
I went to Omegle earlier.
Stranger: hi do you have a tumblr?
You: Tumblr? I hardly know'r
Stranger: haha alright
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm so alone.
Want a vagina instead?
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It's, like, gaping or something, I guess.
I imagine that's how Octomom's vagina looks.
Talk about lazy Jester.
I can only come up with so many homoerotic replies for what's essentially the same comment D:
Then copy the same replies.
<inserts picture of big penis>
right click->save
Those immature kids kept making cock jokes.
The gosh darn rascals.
I heard you like Baking Bread.
Oh shit. Forgot the link yo.
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/604031">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/604031</a>
There wasn't a single part of that I didn't like.
Todays episode of "ask Jester" I will ask Jester to help me with my calculus homework.
37) determine if u and v are orthogonal, parallel or neither:
u = <39, -12, 21>
v = <-26, 8, -14>
Shit bitch i'm 15 and only in geometry, I don't even know what orthogonal means.
"I will kill you to death, you sexy motherfucker." -Walt White
"I will sex you to motherfucker, you deathly kill." -White Walt
White Walt is a crazy bastard.
I think I once met you in omegle.
Probably, I occasionally go to Omegle to completely ramble all of my nonsensical thoughts at poor unsuspecting people.
Would you be mad if I called the doctor overrated?
Nah not really, i'm not a diehard fan of it, but it is a really well written show. Took me a couple episodes to get into it, though.
Okay cool. But I was kidding by the way. I've never seen the show and thus, can't pass judgement of it. But I do have my doubts....
As did I until I watched it.
The irony is, I'm 20 this month and you're probably about 30x more mature than I am. Yes, you. Even you.
Also, my name ain't Billy :l
Everybody is named Billy when i'm rambling.
I'm black below the waist, like some kind of Sexual Frankenstein.
I'm whiter than an albino great white wale with a large penis.
"Shit bitch i'm 15 and only in geometry, I don't even know what orthogonal means."
That had me laughing for a good 20 seconds. I don't even know why, but it was funny.
Glad to have made you laugh on accident apparently
<inserts a picture of my penis which is bigger than Klobb's penis>
If I smack you with said penis, will candy come out of you?
SOMETHING will come out of me for sure, I can't guarantee it'll be candy.
KillerSkull, that's a dolphin penis. You expect us to believe that belongs to you?
I believe it.
<uploads pic of Jester's penis and insists it's his dick>
I'd still fap to it.
<uploads picture of a dead guy's penis>
I have that same picture in my fap folder already.
yeah Klobb, Jester believes it!
BELIEVE IT
Rusty
<uploads picture of my dick>
Jester
Go sit in your corner, billy.